First pizza of living alone.
Rationale: Large pizza for seven bucks?! I’ll eat this for the whole week!
What happens:
Day 1- Eat 1.5 pieces of pizza. Feel disgusting. Go to gym. Come back, eat another half slice. Two slices in one night! Alright, I’m on track to make this pizza last for 4 days.
Day 2- Can’t bring self to eat pizza for breakfast. At 11:30, eat half a slice. Feel terrible.
I have one question: WHEN DID ALL THIS PIZZA GUILT START? I feel like a crazy person. I just wanna eat my damned pizza and not feel as though my face has transformed into craterous cheese and that my body has not devolved into mounds of dough.
I used to love you pizza. How am I supposed to make it through days 3-4?
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