how does anyone work this blasted contraption

I don’t wanna paaaaaaack.

Also, trying to buy a washer and dryer set from people on craigslist has become an infuriating and arduous process.

1. Calling people sucks.
2. People on craigslist are 90% more likely to sniff glue/be inbred than the normal population (as their grammatical skills and penchant for CAPSLOCK lead me to conclude…though I offer a sincere apology to all the glue-sniffing academics whose first cousins are also their siblings out there)
3. You can’t respond to an email where I’ve posed several important questions with the following response: “okay.” What the?! Fuck your okay. It’s not okay goddamnit, I asked you questions. I want to give you money. I can’t decide whether I want to pursue this option further.
4. Someone keeps posting ads for washer and dryer sets and they seem to be kind of a bootleg appliance store. Is there like an undercover cop that will bust me if I buy one of these sets? Does that only happen with prostitutes on craigslist? (“I swear officer I thought this dryer was over 18… “).

Yes these are first world problems. But they are all mine. Incidentally when does “sassy” transcend into “bitchy” ? I’ve grappled with this before.