February 2012
1 post
Makin quiche
At 10:45 p.m.
Grad lyfe.
Edit: Why won’t my quiche set? This is the worst.
January 2012
8 posts
Power Rangers
Does anyone even know what the fuck is going on anymore?
My life
Cats, cheese-its with sriracha, the Golden Girls, and wine.
I love my motherfucking life.
What the what.
Join OKCupid, and 4 days later my (ex)boyfriend of 1 month from the 9th grade looks at my profile (he moved down here for art school).
He broke up with ME, because I wouldn’t put out in the 9TH GRADE, and because I told him he was a fucking idiot for liking to Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Bleh.
Alex Was Putting the Cats on the Shelves →
pennyroyaltee:
Me: Alex, don’t put the cats on the- Alex: I’M JUST TRYING TO GET ORGANIZED!
When you
wake up with anxiety at 4 a.m. and all the sudden everything is such a huge deal when it wasn’t before, and probably won’t be again at a normal hour.
December 2011
5 posts
Dilemma
Broke up with boyfriend, too scared to change facebook status.
Things I am never eating in my bed again.
1. Nature valley bar.
Ben Kenjes: When I see people with confederate... →
benkenjes:
crassygrass:
bubonickitten:
I want to just
Grab them by the shoulders
And be like, “Stop it. Just stop. You are being a massive douchecannon and you need to just… stop.”
wanna bust dem tail lights
So I went to the Confederate Flag lecture (link is Point News coverage) a few…
Hey Ken, reppin the South now, so I can weigh in. There are confederate flag people here and...
November 2011
3 posts
K: Bedtime!!
A: you can call me?
(5 min pause)
or not haha.
K: Oh what did i say i was going to call you?
A: no, but i mean i like it when you do
K: Oh good I was worried I said I was going to.
Annnnd no phone call. Do you ever wonder if your loved ones are secretly autistic?
And so here I am.
At lab at 8:30 in the morning, waiting for the post-doc to get here so I can help him dissect mice. Why did I skip breakfast to get here on time when he is 15 minutes late?
I’m so mad but the only thing keeping me from having a temper tantrum is the fact that I haven’t had coffee either so I’m too lazy to expend all the extra energy.
Isn’t this supposed to be a fucking...
October 2011
6 posts
My cat...
Loves Lil’ Wayne. Hates viking metal.
<3 Rory
why is it that every time i study for too long
it turns into an existential crisis?
...
could you assholes please stop getting engaged?
fucking life, man
I don’t like sentences that start with “reevaluate” and end with “our relationship.” I don’t like moving 6.5 hours away from home to be closer, and then be slapped in the face with 2+ more years of long distance.
Have faith?
I’m an agnostic, I don’t even have faith in the idea of NOTHING.
September 2011
5 posts
My favorite thing
You may like to drink, or go outside, or interact with people for fun in your spare time.
Well, eff all that because I can watch the Golden Girls for 3 hours and sing versions of the theme song with lyrics about my cat.
I'm a bad person and I'm going to hell.
I went tail gating in the south for the first time today. They fed me turkey basters full of moonshine.
I puked fajitas out in a port-a-potty. But I DID clean it up. Sigh…I am the worst.
I’m such a freshman.
WHAT THE FUCK.
add me on twitter
amieseverino
it’s mostly so i can easily read kanye tweets.
1 tag
August 2011
11 posts
Most of my hometown friends just got power back,
Mar-y-land should have all they POWER,
They had to go without for like 36 hours.
In the dark all they did was cower,
I bet most of them are really unshowered,
To be sung to Kanye’s POWER. Inspired by my flour jar that I labeled with “no one man should have all that FLOUR.”
2 tags
4 tags
“I heard it was your birthday. Bitches love birthdays.”
– Jesse Wu. (so wise)
well
so far on day one in lab: I have learned that of all the lab rodents, only guinea pigs can puke. Yeah…
Hungover saturday.
First year neuro kids party at places called “West End Opera House.” Get out your handlebar mustaches, y’all.
Today is going to be a “Dance Moms” marathon, no shower in sight. Maybe there will be nachos.
Class on birthday...
Are you seeeeeerious.
Dear Neuroanatomy,
Why you gotta start a week before my other classes, then give an exam on the first day of all of my other classes? Why does this exam cover 12 chapters?
Explain yourself,
Amie
P.S.
WHY AM I THE NERDIEST KID IN GRAD SCHOOL? No one likes Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, reading books, Star Trek, Star Wars…
:[
So I ordered my first pizza...
First pizza of living alone.
Rationale: Large pizza for seven bucks?! I’ll eat this for the whole week!
What happens:
Day 1- Eat 1.5 pieces of pizza. Feel disgusting. Go to gym. Come back, eat another half slice. Two slices in one night! Alright, I’m on track to make this pizza last for 4 days.
Day 2- Can’t bring self to eat pizza for breakfast. At 11:30, eat half a slice....
July 2011
8 posts
Building my bed, on phone with father.
Dad: LOL you’re a girl! Why are you even trying to do that. That’s not girl stuff to do! Why don’t you wait for Kevin to do it!?
Me: Dad, I’m going to be getting my PhD I should be able to handle a drill just fine… (urge to kill rising)
Dad: Omg don’t get mad at me! I’m just saying that’s boy stuff, you don’t know how to do that!
Me:...
Sometimes I want to be a lot of people all at...
Get on that, physicists.
Ant infestation found in apartment,
now everything that touches me is an ant.
Die, fuckers.
So I'm moving tomorrow
I don’t wanna paaaaaaack.
Also, trying to buy a washer and dryer set from people on craigslist has become an infuriating and arduous process.
1. Calling people sucks.
2. People on craigslist are 90% more likely to sniff glue/be inbred than the normal population (as their grammatical skills and penchant for CAPSLOCK lead me to conclude…though I offer a sincere apology to all the...
Yay thanks Julia!
I’m very excited to be on it now, but I don’t understand google+ yet and it makes me feel old and scared.
google+
microson:
yellowdecorations:
youwerehere:
If you want an invite, let me know.
yo i got sum of these things too!
me too!
Someone help a sister out. Ohsospiff@gmail.com
When you
stand in front of the mirror for a few seconds with your eyes closed, and then reopen them only to be disappointed, it’s probably going to be a frustrating day.
Just spent the last half hour
playing duck, duck, goose with Kevin.
June 2011
3 posts
new
from now on, if your status updates are more interesting than my life, i’m blocking you from my feed.
Wow widow
BF keeps telling guild mates “girlfriend aggro” when he has to leave wow to give me required snuggles. Never thought it’d happen to me.
Bye
L_____ G______
you like texas too much.